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It warns every woman of child-bearing age to run in the opposite direction as fast as possible.

 

 

Well that's an elaborate lie since women, in general, love me.

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Which is why you can't get a date?

 

Careful... *approaches beer stylishly lingering on his breath*

 

 

Also, it's called online politics and social networking anxiety. Nobody goes on dates from the internet all the time, so I forgive them.

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Also, it's called online politics and social networking anxiety. Nobody goes on dates from the internet all the time, so I forgive them.

 

And a restraining order is just a way to get some time to think about the relationship...

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