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I didn't wish my wife a happy birthday on social media or make a thread on here.


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I did it in person, and i don't believe "wishing someone a happy birthday" means anything more than a "bless you" when somebody sneezes.

Don't wish people happy birthdays, do shit to ensure the outcome.

Thats what i argue every year.

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I should stop making that argument but i don't learn.

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54 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

I did it in person, and i don't believe "wishing someone a happy birthday" means anything more than a "bless you" when somebody sneezes.

Don't wish people happy birthdays, do shit to ensure the outcome.

Thats what i argue every year.

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I should stop making that argument but i don't learn.

For my wife's birthday I typically go down to the local strip club and spend my time mourning over how fit she used to be. After about 12 hours I'll swing by Walgreens and get her a single rose as well as some candy and tell her happy birthday.

This is why I don't have a wife.

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