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I ate a salad today....and I liked it


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The hits just keep on coming....

what next?

Will I start drinking responsibly.......will I resist the urge to rap Lil Jon's 'Get Low' whenever I see an unattended microphone....

I don't like this at all

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

When you are think about, we are fortunate enough to still be fucking around on this plane. lol

See! I used to be the one that posted nonsensical shit while high......i'm so jealous right now

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Sieg67 said:

I only started eating salads in the last couple of years.

Yeah, Trump taking office affected people in strange ways....my dad's gardening 

 

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Once I found out about food I missed out on not trying anything I started eating everything. I would refer to salads as refreshing. And now google image has taught me how many recipes refer to their salad as refreshing. I was just looking for a woman happy by herself with salad, shit.

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Oh shit there are more stages to aging in your thirties bro?

Are you asking me or telling me?

 

anyways, I'd rather hear about that plane you're on  :/

I remember turning 21 like it was yesterday....my friend said that booze will never taste as sweet....boy was he wrong

I thought my twenties would be insane...the stuff of my highschool dreams....I was free..........till I wasn't

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

Posted
3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Once I found out about food I missed out on not trying anything I started eating everything. I would refer to salads as refreshing. And now google image has taught me how many recipes refer to their salad as refreshing. I was just looking for a woman happy by herself with salad, shit.

 

I'd rather stay young and live on pizza

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'd rather stay young and live on pizza

*steps in front of the frozen pizza I'm making*

I liked chicken parmesan when I was young too. If there's one thing parental neglect is good for it's teaching a person how to cook and clean.

Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

Are you asking me or telling me?

 

anyways, I'd rather hear about that plane you're on  :/

I remember turning 21 like it was yesterday....my friend said that booze will never taste as sweet....boy was he wrong

I thought my twenties would be insane...the stuff of my highschool dreams....I was free..........till I wasn't

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

I was alone on my 21st birthday lol. I'm on unisom and weed. lol

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