TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: Dont sniff it Smells like liquid latex
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 That's when it should be fun to offer your phone to anyone who needs to make a call. Hand em the spank phone.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: Smells like liquid latex Not pancake batter?
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: That's when it should be fun to offer your phone to anyone who needs to make a call. Hand em the spank phone. Oh that's nasty
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, midnight said: That's when it should be fun to offer your phone to anyone who needs to make a call. Hand em the spank phone. I never offer my electronics to anyone. Mostly because the people around here will just take them and run. Edited May 2, 2019 by TrigunBebop
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, helpme said: Not pancake batter? rubberized pancake batter, maybe.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: rubberized pancake batter, maybe. ......I'm ruining pancakes for everyone
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: I never offer my electronics to anyone. Mostly because the people around here will just take them and run. If they run with the cum phone, they will run it back to you. Or lick it. Or fuck it.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, midnight said: If they run with the cum phone, they will run it back to you. Or lick it. Or fuck it. ..........if the smell doesn't get to them then you just lost a phone
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: ......I'm ruining pancakes for everyone y u do dat
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: If they run with the cum phone, they will run it back to you. Or lick it. Or fuck it. or just take it to a pawn shop
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: y u do dat Because I need to punish pat and everybody loves pancakes
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: or just take it to a pawn shop I know a few people from this site who would buy it.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, midnight said: I know a few people from this site who would buy it. Rain nabs maybe bucket
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Because I need to punish pat and everybody loves pancakes I love pancakes, but I bought a new waffle maker today. Haven't had a waffle in years.
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Rain nabs maybe bucket Nabs would buy it so he could shove it up his pooter and set it to vibrate.
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, helpme said: Because I need to punish pat and everybody loves pancakes Honestly, I don't much care for pancakes. Or most other breakfast foods.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, TrigunBebop said: or just take it to a pawn shop Pawnshop: what's this white stuff smeared all over it Thief: uhhhh Pawnshop: "looks very closely to it" Thief: .......... Pawnshop: that's fucking jizz!
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Honestly, I don't much care for pancakes. Or most other breakfast foods. Give me a burger and I'm happy
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: Nabs would buy it so he could shove it up his pooter and set it to vibrate. Oh God lol 1
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, midnight said: I know a few people from this site who would buy it. nabs would probably want a spank phone. edit: You all beat me to it >.> Edited May 2, 2019 by TrigunBebop 1
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: I love pancakes, but I bought a new waffle maker today. Haven't had a waffle in years. Interesting
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: nabs would probably want a spank phone. Well sloppy seconds is his favorite
midnight Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Interesting Not really. I'm boring as hell.
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: Give me a burger and I'm happy Burger is best meal. ... Don't tell nabs. 1
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: Well sloppy seconds is his favorite Has he shown up at all since the rain man thread?
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Burger is best meal. ... Don't tell nabs. Nabs can get a brain freeze on a diet frozen coke 1
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Has he shown up at all since the rain man thread? Dunno When buddy posted that murder link I'm really hoping it wasn't true
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, helpme said: Nabs can get a brain freeze on a diet frozen coke Ew diet soda. >.> <.< *hides can of diet coke*
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, helpme said: Dunno When buddy posted that murder link I'm really hoping it wasn't true What if that murder link was actually about nabs killing rainman? Edited May 2, 2019 by TrigunBebop
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Ew diet soda. >.> <.< *hides can of diet coke* That's his kryptonite
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: What if that murder link was actually about nabs killing rainman? But what if it was the other way around? You never give information to a scammer
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, helpme said: That's his kryptonite Since when was he a superman?
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Since when was he a superman? Since he blew a man under the bridge
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, helpme said: But what if it was the other way around? You never give information to a scammer Unless it's utterly false info. Scamming scammers is fun.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: Unless it's utterly false info. Scamming scammers is fun. That it is Giving them an airhorn or a cleaning soundwave is very funny and a good punishment
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, helpme said: Since he blew a man under the bridge If blowjobs were all it took to become superman, I'd be the superest man. ... I mean what?
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 Just now, TrigunBebop said: If blowjobs were all it took to become superman, I'd be the superest man. ... I mean what? Well won't know until you try
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, helpme said: That it is Giving them an airhorn or a cleaning soundwave is very funny and a good punishment Or directing them towards law enforcement.
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, helpme said: Well won't know until you try Try what? Blowjobs? Already done a ton of those. That's why I have insane lung capacity.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Or directing them towards law enforcement. Nah the soundwave is better headphones with the speaker on full blast then just let them have it
TrigunBebop Posted May 2, 2019 Author Posted May 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, helpme said: Nah the soundwave is better headphones with the speaker on full blast then just let them have it Eh, I'm not too keen on inflicting permanent hearing damage on someone.
helpme Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said: Eh, I'm not too keen on inflicting permanent hearing damage on someone. When they call you 8 times a day its annoying
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 2, 2019 Posted May 2, 2019 12 hours ago, helpme said: Dunno When buddy posted that murder link I'm really hoping it wasn't true During the whole "Nabs died in a car crash" thing Buddy perpetuated it, which is why I believed it until Nabs came back. Buddy is not trustworthy enough to not joke about Nabs' death.
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