I gave my mom hundreds of dollars

[🍬Candy🍬]

Havent seen her since 5 am this morning lol

Its cool shes out havi ng fun but she never gives me a head up so i can get fucked 😏

[bnmjy]

She's come home while you were mid coitus with Cletus many times, I'm sure.

[midnight]

2 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

She's come home while you were mid coitus with Cletus many times, I'm sure.

Haha @ coitus. And I thought I was old. Throwing out the most underutilized term for nookie. Props.

[bnmjy]

9 minutes ago, midnight said:

Haha @ coitus. And I thought I was old. Throwing out the most underutilized term for nookie. Props.

It gets borring to uss the same words to describe her hooha hammerings. 

[Muskette]

:T

she ain’t looking out for the cookout.

[cyberbully]

I have never seen someone itemize their tax return spending over various threads on a message board where so many people have armored themselves in the finest apathy any amount of wampum can procure.

Won't someone please come say "Omg, you're such a baller and great daughter...I wish I was just like you" so Chunk can taste, nay, gobble a single win for the most inane and nonsensical shitposts that are not steeped in the least bit of intellectual irony.

For pennies a day you can give a tired meme of stereotypical obesity enough money to harass people over the internet and fast food drive throughs

Won't you please help.

 

[🍬Candy🍬]

Aw he mad cuz he realizes hes crap