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i read past the first entry in urban dictionary and you should too, it's funny.

my favorite entry is:  a rash worse than herpes.

no wonder zeni can't get laid....

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

And where do you see that, Ray Charles? Mind linking it? Because all I see is the entry I put in a while back about Breath of Fire, one of the greatest RPGs of all-time. You're not following the time instructions on the pill bottles. 🦒

hold on i'll get you a screenshot.

 

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my internet is slow...and the first upload to this site failed, so did the fourth about the rash...will keep trying tho.

 

 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

That's Zenis, not Zeni. Give it up, you already lost here. 😸

see the post below that.

and the top definition for zeni is zenis.

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Zeni is the Japanese's favorite currency. I'm  💵💵💵💵gundam. What you're looking up is the word for a zebra's penis, which speaks volumes to where your head is at. 😏

lol, like it's your real name.  characters don't count.  nice try.

btw, you didn't read...the top definition for zeni is zenis...so....

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Because that's how it's translated from the kanji to English. Look, dude, you're reaching. I precede any of those definitions. My username goes back to '05, and before then I was RedGoku53, a tribute to going kaioken times infinity and murking everybody in AOL chatrooms. 💪

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Because that's how it's translated from the kanji to English. Look, dude, you're reaching. I precede any of those definitions. My username goes back to '05, and before then I was RedGoku53, a tribute to going kaioken times infinity and murking everybody in AOL chatrooms. 💪

i'm not reaching, just stating facts about what is on the internet.

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Don't cry. You lost. Take it like a man. I can feel your eyes tearing up through my phone screen. 

pbbbbbbttttt!!! you're one funny man..i like you. 

i'll be your date on valentines if you can't get one. 

but you can only fuck my fat folds. 

you game?

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Just now, bnmjy said:

Not the slightest bit.

good.  

i'm happy you're content with your mediocracy.

but obviously you are jealous of something.

my superior skills maybe?

 

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Yep. I am inclined to agree with Zeni.

Looks like he owned you on this one.

really?  i don't see it that way.

perceptions are strange.

btw, i've tried to be nice to zeni, but he trolled me many times in other threads, so i thought i'd troll him, well...kinda...and kinda state facts.

btw, a troll never gives up, and zeni gave up...so...

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2 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

You and your threads are almost as vapid as I am. 

We should get married...or something...

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18 minutes ago, PosterPoser said:

We should get married...or something...

Lets do it. 

We can marry too early and rush into having a kid. We grow to resent one another while the child comes of age. There will be talks of staying together for the kid's sake but it backfires and in the end we do more damage than good. We unofficially divorce. You keep the house. I get an apartment across town. We split custody. Our child gets two Christmases for the price of two broken homes. We both gain weight. You lose some hair and I stop wearing pants that don't have elastic waistbands. 

We try and date but it's a waste of time and effort. Our 40s blow past us and our kid is almost out of high school. We sit in different sections at our child's sporting events at the rec league. The kid is good. Not pro good, but they dont hate us for signing them up to play all those years ago. It doesn't go anywhere but it instills good behavior like team work and taking care of your body so it's a rare win for us. 

We pour our life savings, originally intended for shared dream vacations and a fancy car, into our kid's college fund. Didn't get the dream college but the second choice came through so it works out. 

I lose my job and have to settle below my skill level and pay grade. You hate your job. Money is kinda iffy. We reconcile and I move back in. It doesn't work but we grin and bear it. Along the way we get a dog from the local shelter, and our now 20-something child adores him. They move home with us for the remainder of college. 

College is going well and work is miserable but steady. We grow resentful and cynical. Our kid brings home their first date. A late bloomer it seems. The puppy love is almost cute though, reminds us of simpler times. 

Things are going well for only child. A friend of ours works in the same field so they got a job right out of school. Still going strong with that relationship. 

Soon we have grand kids. They keep doing this stupid dance and reciting this horrible song that barely sounds like English. We rag in it. Together. 

Our mutual disdain for the new generations fads brings us together again. Our fears of dying alone begin to fade away. We grow to love one another again. It's nice for a few years. 

Until I go in for a routine checkup and find out I have cancer. It'll be awhile before it takes me and we use that time to dip into our retirement funds and relive some of those dreams we gave up so long ago to make sure our kid had a good life. 

It was a good last run but I succumb in the end. You're a widower for awhile but you meet someone new. It's not forever but you find comfort in having someone to hold again. Our family is growing and things are as good as we could've hoped for. 

It wasn't perfect and we made lots of mistakes and wasted a lot of time a long the way. But in a way, we come to find that perfection comes from little moments not from entire lifetimes. 

 

Also I want the comforter when we take that break. My grandmother made it and I know its comfy but she gave it to me. Don't fight me on this you motherfucker. 

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3 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Lets do it. 

We can marry too early and rush into having a kid. We grow to resent one another while the child comes of age. There will be talks of staying together for the kid's sake but it backfires and in the end we do more damage than good. We unofficially divorce. You keep the house. I get an apartment across town. We split custody. Our child gets two Christmases for the price of two broken homes. We both gain weight. You lose some hair and I stop wearing pants that don't have elastic waistbands. 

We try and date but it's a waste of time and effort. Our 40s blow past us and our kid is almost out of high school. We sit in different sections at our child's sporting events at the rec league. The kid is good. Not pro good, but they dont hate us for signing them up to play all those years ago. It doesn't go anywhere but it instills good behavior like team work and taking care of your body so it's a rare win for us. 

We pour our life savings, originally intended for shared dream vacations and a fancy car, into our kid's college fund. Didn't get the dream college but the second choice came through so it works out. 

I lose my job and have to settle below my skill level and pay grade. You hate your job. Money is kinda iffy. We reconcile and I move back in. It doesn't work but we grin and bear it. Along the way we get a dog from the local shelter, and our now 20-something child adores him. They move home with us for the remainder of college. 

College is going well and work is miserable but steady. We grow resentful and cynical. Our kid brings home their first date. A late bloomer it seems. The puppy love is almost cute though, reminds us of simpler times. 

Things are going well for only child. A friend of ours works in the same field so they got a job right out of school. Still going strong with that relationship. 

Soon we have grand kids. They keep doing this stupid dance and reciting this horrible song that barely sounds like English. We rag in it. Together. 

Our mutual disdain for the new generations fads brings us together again. Our fears of dying alone begin to fade away. We grow to love one another again. It's nice for a few years. 

Until I go in for a routine checkup and find out I have cancer. It'll be awhile before it takes me and we use that time to dip into our retirement funds and relive some of those dreams we gave up so long ago to make sure our kid had a good life. 

It was a good last run but I succumb in the end. You're a widower for awhile but you meet someone new. It's not forever but you find comfort in having someone to hold again. Our family is growing and things are as good as we could've hoped for. 

It wasn't perfect and we made lots of mistakes and wasted a lot of time a long the way. But in a way, we come to find that perfection comes from little moments not from entire lifetimes. 

 

Also I want the comforter when we take that break. My grandmother made it and I know its comfy but she gave it to me. Don't fight me on this you motherfucker. 

That was beautiful.

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12 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Lets do it. 

We can marry too early and rush into having a kid. We grow to resent one another while the child comes of age. There will be talks of staying together for the kid's sake but it backfires and in the end we do more damage than good. We unofficially divorce. You keep the house. I get an apartment across town. We split custody. Our child gets two Christmases for the price of two broken homes. We both gain weight. You lose some hair and I stop wearing pants that don't have elastic waistbands. 

We try and date but it's a waste of time and effort. Our 40s blow past us and our kid is almost out of high school. We sit in different sections at our child's sporting events at the rec league. The kid is good. Not pro good, but they dont hate us for signing them up to play all those years ago. It doesn't go anywhere but it instills good behavior like team work and taking care of your body so it's a rare win for us. 

We pour our life savings, originally intended for shared dream vacations and a fancy car, into our kid's college fund. Didn't get the dream college but the second choice came through so it works out. 

I lose my job and have to settle below my skill level and pay grade. You hate your job. Money is kinda iffy. We reconcile and I move back in. It doesn't work but we grin and bear it. Along the way we get a dog from the local shelter, and our now 20-something child adores him. They move home with us for the remainder of college. 

College is going well and work is miserable but steady. We grow resentful and cynical. Our kid brings home their first date. A late bloomer it seems. The puppy love is almost cute though, reminds us of simpler times. 

Things are going well for only child. A friend of ours works in the same field so they got a job right out of school. Still going strong with that relationship. 

Soon we have grand kids. They keep doing this stupid dance and reciting this horrible song that barely sounds like English. We rag in it. Together. 

Our mutual disdain for the new generations fads brings us together again. Our fears of dying alone begin to fade away. We grow to love one another again. It's nice for a few years. 

Until I go in for a routine checkup and find out I have cancer. It'll be awhile before it takes me and we use that time to dip into our retirement funds and relive some of those dreams we gave up so long ago to make sure our kid had a good life. 

It was a good last run but I succumb in the end. You're a widower for awhile but you meet someone new. It's not forever but you find comfort in having someone to hold again. Our family is growing and things are as good as we could've hoped for. 

It wasn't perfect and we made lots of mistakes and wasted a lot of time a long the way. But in a way, we come to find that perfection comes from little moments not from entire lifetimes. 

 

Also I want the comforter when we take that break. My grandmother made it and I know its comfy but she gave it to me. Don't fight me on this you motherfucker. 

wow!  

you are really wanting to get married i see.

i said or something.....we could just be partners in crime.

 

 

 

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16 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Zeni is the Japanese's favorite currency. I'm  💵💵💵💵gundam. What you're looking up is the word for a zebra's penis, which speaks volumes to where your head is at. 😏

you should change your name to moneygundam then...don't know why i didn't see that yesterday....women would be more likely to engage and tolerate you.

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