Extremely vindictive and mean spirited sketch comedy idea

[schmahxgn]

There's this fat guy at a Taco Bell, and this little boy of 3 talks a whole bunch of shit, despite his other trying to get him to be quiet to this poor sap, just trying to eat some tacos. So the guy starts eating healthy, exercising, and then a year later, the formerly fat guy starts dating the kid's mom.  The kid is oblivious to the fact that he is the same guy he made fun of. The mother was widowed when the boy was just over a year old, and the man essentially becomes the boy's legit father and they form a strong emotional bond. The mother gives birth to her and the father's child, a baby girl shortly after the boy turns seven. Unfortunately the mother dies from complications after their daughters's birth. The boy is crushed by the loss of his mother, but the man, his father, helps them through it. The boy is happy with his family consisting of himself, his father, and his baby sister until his thirteenth birthday when he wakes up and finds that no one else is home and most of their belongings and all of the furniture is gone. The boy goes to the kitchen counter and finds  a note that says;

"Dear Billy,

      I took your sister and moved without you. That's what you get for being a little shit at Taco Bell.

                                                                            -Love, Dad.

P.S. I fucked your mom; not bad for a 'lard ass'."

[KimopoBotar]

Sounds like it'd fit in on robot chicken. 

[scoobdog]

20 hours ago, KimopoBotar said:

Sounds like it'd fit in on robot chicken. 

Yeah... if it were funny.

[stilgar]

Not sure if you are saying Robot Chicken or the sketch is the thing not funny..

[scoobdog]

Good point.

It would fit in just fine.