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My mom is super mom and she expects me to have her mom powers


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For example,one of my moms mom powers is no matter how deeply shes sleeping...even if u whisper it..you call "mom" and she wakes up, right? No matter the hour lol

Well..i take heavily sedating medicine..im KNOCKED tf out. Anyway, this morning Madison woke up at like 4am and gets dressed and everything.

So my mom yells at me for not knowing Madison was awake at 4am like im some kind of mom mutant or still attached by the umbilical cord like she is or some shit.

Yo mom got super powers?

I think shes like that from having a kid when she was 17 or some shit

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2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

my mom has super powers too. she had me when she was 19 in and I was always an autistic spaz with anger problems so she kind of had too

Aawww

Well i was 30 when i had my 1st kid. Im hardwired. Hard to be so finely tuned. I mean when ubhave a kid u basically have to meet all the needs of a stranger who is changing eveeyday. How am i supposed to be up at 4am? Madisons never done that before lol

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2 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

I'm pretty sure you have some sort of motherly super powers. it's just that Madison don't make you use them very much. but I bet if she's upset or something's wrong she don't have to tell you. you just know

lol the one power i do know of is im finely tuned into her if she cries. If she cries and shes all the way on the other end of the house, i hear it. Or even if shes outside.

Of course my kid is weird and loves to fake cry and freak me out

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4 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Is one of her mom powers the ability to take care of her grandchild while her actual child fucks random dudes who only see her as a hole?

is one of your super powers the ability to shut the hell up once in a while? go pay Fugz bills or something if you're so worried about it

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