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Have you ever had girls fake text in your presence?


Zenigundam

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Happened to me with this girl who I liked in college, but that was when I was an alpha cub and not a fully grown lone wolf alpha male warrior. It was pretty embarrassing because there were a lot of people watching me get blown off.

Nowadays with a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey, I can be in the exact same situation and I'll charismatically move in and move her texting hand and say, "I know it's kinda loud in here and you might not have heard me, but I think we should have a talk." 🐺

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4 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said:

No, they're dialing 9-1-... And just waiting for you to do something. Anything.

Sometimes they just freeze up when you approach them while they're fake texting. Happened when I showed up at my ex's job that one time 

I think it's kinda socially awkward to freeze up like that, but it's going to be the basis for a new song I'm writing:

Paralyzed by love! Oh yeah! She was paralyzed by love! Frozen in time, giggle chills sublime- I wanna make you mine! 🐺👫👨‍🎤

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5 hours ago, Zenigundam said:

Sometimes they just freeze up when you approach them while they're fake texting. Happened when I showed up at my ex's job that one time 

I think it's kinda socially awkward to freeze up like that, but it's going to be the basis for a new song I'm writing:

Paralyzed by love! Oh yeah! She was paralyzed by love! Frozen in time, giggle chills sublime- I wanna make you mine! 🐺👫👨‍🎤

Boy, you just ain't right.

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