Zenigundam Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Happened to me with this girl who I liked in college, but that was when I was an alpha cub and not a fully grown lone wolf alpha male warrior. It was pretty embarrassing because there were a lot of people watching me get blown off. Nowadays with a smooth combo of malt liquor and whiskey, I can be in the exact same situation and I'll charismatically move in and move her texting hand and say, "I know it's kinda loud in here and you might not have heard me, but I think we should have a talk." 🐺 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, fuggstop said: 😳 ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: ??? U is scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 19 minutes ago, fuggstop said: U is scary Ummm try romantic? 👨💼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Ummm try romantic? 👨💼 No. I think ill also go with clueless and hard headed Not a bad looking guy at all U could be slaying pussy every weekend but nah you clueless. Enjoy that lone wolf alpha male celibacy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Most disturbing Zeni thread yet.. featuring Fuggs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 No, they're dialing 9-1-... And just waiting for you to do something. Anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said: No, they're dialing 9-1-... And just waiting for you to do something. Anything. Sometimes they just freeze up when you approach them while they're fake texting. Happened when I showed up at my ex's job that one time I think it's kinda socially awkward to freeze up like that, but it's going to be the basis for a new song I'm writing: Paralyzed by love! Oh yeah! She was paralyzed by love! Frozen in time, giggle chills sublime- I wanna make you mine! 🐺👫👨🎤 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Sometimes they just freeze up when you approach them while they're fake texting. Happened when I showed up at my ex's job that one time I think it's kinda socially awkward to freeze up like that, but it's going to be the basis for a new song I'm writing: Paralyzed by love! Oh yeah! She was paralyzed by love! Frozen in time, giggle chills sublime- I wanna make you mine! 🐺👫👨🎤 Boy, you just ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Not that I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 22 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said: Boy, you just ain't right. I love her and I want to kiss her on the lips in front of everybody in the mall. 💓 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I love her and I want to kiss her on the lips in front of everybody in the mall. 💓 Rebecca... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted November 11, 2018 Author Share Posted November 11, 2018 I'm uh... I'm talking to you. 😥 *turns her around* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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