fuggstop Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) So Thursday i come home and it smells great. Im happy. Mom cooked. I get to the pot and open it. BBQ pigs feet and cabbage. I want the cabbage but theres no fucking meat to eat with it. You have no idea how much i wish i lived in an alternate universe where im her husband and can beat the crap out of her. So me and madison have cheap $1 tortino for dinner instead. So my aunt comes over sunday and my mom starts cooking for her for hours. Im happy. Gonna eat good today! It smells great! I open the pot. Its fucking chicken feet! So me and madison get McDonald's instead. I dont even say nothing right. So tonight i come home and go do laundry. A loooot of laundry. I dont wanna cook. I call up madison "you hungry?" Madison says yeah. I say "i got you bebe". So i go to lizard's thicket and get take out I give my mom the laundry to fold and ask her to put the sheets back on the bed (she knows how to do it the best). Then i sit and eat. She comes and throws the sheets in a basket on the floor and says "IM NOT DOING IT. YOU COME HERE WITH FOOD AND OFFER ME NOTHING!! WWWAAHHH!" I say, "Oh..you dont have any pig feet or chicken feet left? Thats too bad.😢" Edited November 6, 2018 by fuggstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 You want to beat up your elderly black mother for cooking soul food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 34 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You want to beat up your elderly black mother for cooking soul food? No. Not me. Me as a man married to her. But by this time id divorce her for hardly ever cooking anymore then making only inedible shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 So many great elements.... Domestic abuse, Terrible nutritional choices, Slave labor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 52 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You want to beat up your elderly black mother for cooking soul food? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 17 minutes ago, scoobdog said: So many great elements.... Domestic abuse, Terrible nutritional choices, Slave labor... Slave labor? I carried like 50lbs of laundry to my car and back by myself. No help. Then i just now looking for something to sleep in i realize she didnt pack any of my nite clothes i washed. Their still in the washing machine. And she put stuff ON and AROUND the machine without taking the clothes out. Alternate universe husband me had to beat the shit out her again. Now i gotta rewash those clothes and take them back out to be dried. I do NOT have the time. Oh well. Guess someone is gonna be left at the polls while i go back to the landromat. Hope the KKK dont show up especially since she wants to go when all the racists are off work AT NIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 At the KKK meetings: "What do we hate?" "BLACKS!" "What else do we hate?" "JEWS!" "What else do we hate?" "WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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