Sawdamizer Posted October 13, 2018 Posted October 13, 2018 It's important to keep the love alive in a relationship after you've been together for a bit, you know, do the things you used to do when you first began as a couple. She worked last night until 3am and is sleeping now. Make her breakfast at 9, pumpkin pancakes, bacon and tea. Then taking the pooch for a walk down main Street to see the farmers market goodies, and meet other bitches. After, shower, shit, shave... Got free suite tickets for opening hockey for our local team... We aren't crazy about hockey but it's nice to be out, and then a late dinner at this Irish pub we frequent. Then home... And I'm gonna rip her in half like a dinner roll because it's been a shitty week at work and her vagina is going to be punished for it. It's important, do you see?
midnight Posted October 13, 2018 Posted October 13, 2018 No. I do not see. Kids make you oblivious to such extracurricular activities. But have fun. Sounds like you've got it all worked out. Stay away from the peanut butter and onion sandwiches for the day, and remember, any amount of cheese before a date, is too much cheese.
Sawdamizer Posted October 13, 2018 Author Posted October 13, 2018 Just now, midnight said: No. I do not see. Kids make you oblivious to such extracurricular activities. But have fun. Sounds like you've got it all worked out. Stay away from the peanut butter and onion sandwiches for the day, and remember, any amount of cheese before a date, is too much cheese. Charlie Kelly solid advice. 1
Zenigundam Posted October 13, 2018 Posted October 13, 2018 My girlfriends tend to have curfews, but I know exactly what you mean. I don't wanna take em out past their curfews because I'm worried about daddy calling the cops and making a scene when she has senioritis anyway and can just play hookey if she's too tired the next morning.
Sawdamizer Posted October 13, 2018 Author Posted October 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: My girlfriends tend to have curfews, but I know exactly what you mean. I don't wanna take em out past their curfews because I'm worried about daddy calling the cops and making a scene when she has senioritis anyway and can just play hookey if she's too tired the next morning. Wearing em out like cheap sneakers, I dig.
André Toulon Posted October 13, 2018 Posted October 13, 2018 I met my girl at a bar....Every time we go to a bar it's like the beginning so....That's all I got. And yeah, we're the drunk couple making out at the bar, or she's between my legs while I got my hands down the front of her pants....We are disgusting...I fucking hate us.
Sawdamizer Posted October 13, 2018 Author Posted October 13, 2018 Just now, Buddyroe360 said: I met my girl at a bar....Every time we go to a bar it's like the beginning so....That's all I got. And yeah, we're the drunk couple making out at the bar, or she's between my legs while I got my hands down the front of her pants....We are disgusting...I fucking hate us. Lmao... Yeah, she's not that way at all.
midnight Posted October 13, 2018 Posted October 13, 2018 43 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: My girlfriends tend to have curfews, but I know exactly what you mean. I don't wanna take em out past their curfews because I'm worried about daddy calling the cops and making a scene when she has senioritis anyway and can just play hookey if she's too tired the next morning. I thought you whipped cop's asses for a living, homie.
Recommended Posts