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I'm gonna try to collaborate with Justin Bieber on a new power pop single


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I'll write the lyrics, he does the singing:

Tho tho those those legal age teens tho tho those those legal age teens

Put down your homework and kiss me

Call me from class to say that you miss me

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The lyrics refer to 18 year old college freshmen btw. Do not want to draw the ire of the FCC and soccer mommas 😱

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11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Bieber put power pop on the map.

Bieber put being a douchebag foreign self-absorbed teenager with too much money on the map.

He would have been the perfect poster child for a Canadian Border Wall.  Now he wants US Citizenship.  Heaven help us.

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2 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Bieber put being a douchebag foreign self-absorbed teenager with too much money on the map.

He would have been the perfect poster child for a Canadian Border Wall.  Now he wants US Citizenship.  Heaven help us.

Can you imagine the two of us at the beach if he gets his US citizenship? Point Pleasant Beach loaded with legal age 17 year old blonde beach babes traveling in packs waiting for some studly lone wolf alpha male warriors to rub suntan lotion on their backs... Ohhhhh.... Ohhhhh yessssss *giggle chills*

Shades on, shirts off, baby!! 💪🐺😎

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2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Can you imagine the two of us at the beach if he gets his US citizenship? Point Pleasant Beach loaded with legal age 17 year old blonde beach babes traveling in packs waiting for some studly lone wolf alpha male warriors to rub suntan lotion on their backs... Ohhhhh.... Ohhhhh yessssss *giggle chills*

Shades on, shirts off, baby!! 💪🐺😎

You do know he's married, right?

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