gurfgurston Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 you're sitting out in a park reading a harry potter novel, cos you're a stupid fucking nerd. all of a sudden i pop up behind you. "BOO!" i yell. it startles you, and you let out an uncomfortable laugh. i'm smiling at you. but slowly, my smile turns into a frown. you've never seen a more serious face in your life. "eat my farts" i say. "what? no" you reply. then i grab your head. we wrestle for a good five minutes, and no music is playing. all you hear is the sound of our tussling. "EAT IT! EAT THE FARTS" I scream. you start to cry as i release a fart into your mouth. you gag and throw up a little. "Fucking piece of shit" I say. then i spit on you and walk away. you are curled up in the fetal position. like a little tarted up hussy. 3
Poof Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 It's good that you specified that there would be no music playing. Someone might've gotten the wrong idea otherwise.
GuyBeardmane Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 See, at least with the music playing it's theatrical and dramatic, playing out like a scene in a movie. With no music it's visceral, real, and raw. Makes me feel violated thinking about it.
katt_goddess Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 GEEGEE, give the keyboard back to Gurf before he smites you.
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