Sometimes when i poop

[CutieQuesadilla]

I feel like a dinosaur. 

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, CutieQuesadilla said:

I feel like a dinosaur. 

Sometimes when I poop...I poop medieval weaponry

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Just now, Still Me said:

Sometimes when I poop...I poop medieval weaponry

 

If it feels like that you might need to have more fiber in your diet.

[Still Me]

3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

If it feels like that you might need to have more fiber in your diet.

Or maybe it’s the hemorroids...and the drinking...and the fact you don’t love me anymore

[midnight]

Sometimes, when I poop, it feels like a semi-truck pulling out of a loading dock.