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I was almost a Lifetime movie wacko in grade school.


Zenigundam

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So there we were in the 5th grade classroom and our teacher, won't say her name, had us work in groups of four. I forget what the assignment, but one of the top 3 hottest girls in our class was in our group and I was saying funny stuff to get it kickstarted and I she said I was ugly and she said it in a childish way, and I brushed it off at first, but she just couldn't let it go because she thought I was trying to show off and be funny and cool, so she kept on and then I lost it and grabbed her by the wrist, and she immediately pulled her wrist back and said, "Don't touch me" and I looked around because that was semiloud even though the other groups were louder than we were and I looked back at the teacher and she didn't notice it, and I looked at the girl with a "don't cause a scene" look, but then the girl suddenly got up and started back toward her (the teacher) while glaring at me, and I had this look on my face, the kind when you're feigning confidence but you're actually nervous and panicky, so as she walked back there, I tried to casually keep a convo going with the two other people in the group, as if nothing had just happened, but I think they could tell that I was nervous. I looked back at what was going on back at the teacher's desk and to this day eighteen years later I have no clue if she told her or not. I don't think she did because I think she felt what she said was mean, so telling would make her have to explain that when asked what lead to all of that. And the teacher would have definitely pulled me to the back for a talk or sent me straight downstairs to the office if the girl did tell her. That was the last time I touched a girl in a non romantic way.

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1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

This is actual madness 

It's all good, I was 10 and was only just learning the ins and outs of the bees and the birds. If I did that at say 17, I could understand getting tackled by cops.

That episode was so crazy. I really did feel like an abusive boyfriend for the minute or two that the whole thing lasted. And I just searched her on YouTube and she has a channel! So weird after not hearing her voice for so many years, but about what I expected.

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1 hour ago, Zenigundam said:

It's all good, I was 10 and was only just learning the ins and outs of the bees and the birds. If I did that at say 17, I could understand getting tackled by cops.

That episode was so crazy. I really did feel like an abusive boyfriend for the minute or two that the whole thing lasted. And I just searched her on YouTube and she has a channel! So weird after not hearing her voice for so many years, but about what I expected.

Good God, just how many bodies are buried in your backyard?

You... You don't happen to have taxidermy as a hobby, too, do you?

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Has anyone seen his mother lately???
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