Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2018 Posted July 4, 2018 I wanna take the bus to Applebee's right now and get a table all to myself, sneak some malt liquor in so that I don't have to order anything to drink, and then I can get myself some hot boneless wings and the Bourbon Street steak well done, yeah it's amazing, a legit New Orleans dish, that's real Cajun food, comes with spiced potatoes and caramelized onions and mushrooms, it's way better than having a girlfriend or even having a one night stand with a hot girl who you met at a college bar. 🐰🍖💪
stilgar Posted July 4, 2018 Posted July 4, 2018 That is like saying dog shit is the best shit out of all the shit.
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2018 Author Posted July 4, 2018 Just now, stilgar said: That is like saying dog shit is the best shit out of all the shit. Don't be mad just because Applebee's is above your budget, not everybody can fine dine and wine and dine the hot women. 90% of women only want the top 10% of lone wolf alpha male warriors. 🐻
discolé monade Posted July 4, 2018 Posted July 4, 2018 you have no taste in food, either. applebee's is the suck. 1
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2018 Author Posted July 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, discolemonade said: you have no taste in food, either. applebee's is the suck. Applebee's is jock status. Starbuck's is for nerds. 😦
Zenigundam Posted July 4, 2018 Author Posted July 4, 2018 Yeah I guess that wasn't the right analogy Applebee's is the alpha game and any dive bar is the beta game. 😴
Ric Posted July 4, 2018 Posted July 4, 2018 I didn't like Applebee's but haven't been there in like 15 years. Last time we were about to stop there, we ended up at Tilted Kilt instead.
CatSoul Posted July 16, 2018 Posted July 16, 2018 Applebee's? Why would I pay someone else to microwave my food? 3
tsar4 Posted July 21, 2018 Posted July 21, 2018 On 7/4/2018 at 4:57 PM, Zenigundam said: Applebee's is jock status. 😦 Why? Does it taste like it came out of a jock?
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