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Clu

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Unless I've ordered pizza I generally don't even bother to check the door when the doorbell rings

The only exception is when Girl Scout Cookies are being sold, then I will vault over objects to check the door hoping to get my fix of a box of Tagalongs

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23 hours ago, CAC said:

awesome, share the streaming link so we can watch.

his isp probably assigns him a dynamic ip, so the link will break in a week anyways. who knows, maybe dd dropped some extra cash for a static ip. then that shit would be permanent. yeah, let's watch.

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Just now, wacky1980 said:

his isp probably assigns him a dynamic ip, so the link will break in a week anyways. who knows, maybe dd dropped some extra cash for a static ip. then that shit would be permanent. yeah, let's watch.

No way I did that.

Hey can I get a new testicle festival shirt?

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there are no more new festival shirts. we ended it last year after getting our asses handed to us for a third straight year from severe weather. there's only so many porta-potties i'm willing to stand back up after 80mph wind knocks them over in the alley. when i was left with blue-stained shoes and socks that smelled like piss, i kinda made a judgement call to never fucking put myself in that position again.

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5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

also, now i'm looking forward to watching the blow-covered hookers scatter like cockroaches at 4am. don't disappoint us, man.

I will fly in for this.

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10 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Didn't u say something the other day about buying shit you don't need?

I need it. And I'm not a broke ass bitch that celebrates when she can afford her financial obligations.

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3 minutes ago, Clu said:

I need it. And I'm not a broke ass bitch that celebrates when she can afford her financial obligations.

Why do u need it? Kids putting fiery poop on your porch? To hide all the cocaine when the cops come for a noise complaint? 

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1 minute ago, wacky1980 said:

fucking really? you ever have a package stolen from your front porch?

Well, it's a bit more complicated for me, but also more serious.

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Yall are hypocrites. If i had gotten something so silly id never hear the end of it. Buddy just made fun of my car surveillence camera last week!

Well because you ain't got shit to worry about... You welcome crackheads in to your home.

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45 minutes ago, wacky1980 said:

his isp probably assigns him a dynamic ip, so the link will break in a week anyways. who knows, maybe dd dropped some extra cash for a static ip. then that shit would be permanent. yeah, let's watch.

Aww damn, now what am I to do with my life?

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