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that as a standard upgrade to tracking service, they watch the tracked package that was delivered with a camera through a window

until the person that received opens it and records their reaction.  then updates your tracking information online with an emoji when the

package was truly "delivered."

 

this is because when i send someone a package, and the status is updated as "delivered" i dont know if they are happy with the item, until they get around

to leaving feedback.  it is truly annoying and USPS can easily end this problem with drones.

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1 hour ago, mumbo13 said:

that as a standard upgrade to tracking service, they watch the tracked package that was delivered with a camera through a window

until the person that received opens it and records their reaction.  then updates your tracking information online with an emoji when the

package was truly "delivered."

 

this is because when i send someone a package, and the status is updated as "delivered" i dont know if they are happy with the item, until they get around

to leaving feedback.  it is truly annoying and USPS can easily end this problem with drones.

That's called stalking, Mumbo.....And there is this pesky invention called curtains that will likely make this idea a huge flop.

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I'm really excited about drone-delivered packages.  I'm shooting down every single one I see.  I'm going to chase them around Aurora in a Mogadishu-style Toyota pickup, back full of neighbor kids with pellet guns, instead of skinny black dudes with AK-47's.

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3 minutes ago, AstroCreep said:

I'm really excited about drone-delivered packages.  I'm shooting down every single one I see.  I'm going to chase them around Aurora in a Mogadishu-style Toyota pickup, back full of neighbor kids with pellet guns, instead of skinny black dudes with AK-47's.

Are you retired yet? Cause that's an activity that (somewhat) makes sense for a retiree, but not someone in the work force (due to time and energy constraints).

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13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are you retired yet? Cause that's an activity that (somewhat) makes sense for a retiree, but not someone in the work force (due to time and energy constraints).

Oh no, they won't let me work any more.

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