Misaka Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Dog ate my plate of broccoli I do not feel safe right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: Dog ate my plate of broccoli I do not feel safe right now Is there extra broccoli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 He wanted to torment you with his flatulence for all the times he heard you moaning while playing Girls X Battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Your dog saved you from having to eat solid farts, with the (relatively) small inconvenience of having to smell horrible dog farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Your dog saved you from having to eat solid farts, with the (relatively) small inconvenience of having to smell horrible dog farts. I love broccoli though And this beagle will eat anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 3 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Is there extra broccoli? Not anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Misaka said: Not anymore Dayum. Well what did cha end up eating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: I love broccoli though And this beagle will eat anything This is you: Seriously, if I leave my room and smell farts, I immediately know it is in fact not farts, but someone is cooking or has cooked broccoli. This is accurate every single time. I have come to the conclusion this happens only because Broccoli is actually farts in solid form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This is you: Seriously, if I leave my room and smell farts, I immediately know it is in fact not farts, but someone is cooking or has cooked broccoli. This is accurate every single time. I have come to the conclusion this happens only because Broccoli is actually farts in solid form. No that's white Castle and eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 5 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Dayum. Well what did cha end up eating? Chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: No that's white Castle and eggs I've never had White Castle, but I find it hard to believe that hamburgers can smell like farts at all, let alone even more so than broccoli. Eggs can indeed smell like farts, but that's usually when they've been sitting a while, not right when they're supposed to be eaten, as with broccoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: Chicken Not too bad. Are you going to go shopping later or eat whatever else you have at home for awhile. I have sorbet for dinner tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Misaka said: Chicken You won out, chicken can taste good even with little to no seasonings, spices, sauces, etc. Broccoli tastes like it smells: Like farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: Not too bad. Are you going to go shopping later or eat whatever else you have at home for awhile. I have sorbet for dinner tonight. Dessert for dinner! Woo! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Dessert for dinner! Woo! I had panera for lunch but I've been craving sorbet because it's getting hot here. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 10 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I've never had White Castle, but I find it hard to believe that hamburgers can smell like farts at all, let alone even more so than broccoli. Eggs can indeed smell like farts, but that's usually when they've been sitting a while, not right when they're supposed to be eaten, as with broccoli. Well https://coed.com/2009/07/29/top-5-fast-food-restaurants-that-will-make-you-scared-to-fart/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 11 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: Not too bad. Are you going to go shopping later or eat whatever else you have at home for awhile. I have sorbet for dinner tonight. Probably stay home and eat some ice cream I have to finish this 5 gallons tub i bought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: Well https://coed.com/2009/07/29/top-5-fast-food-restaurants-that-will-make-you-scared-to-fart/ Eating anything will eventually cause you to fart and/or shit. Farts in solid form are foods that resemble farts even before being consumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Eating anything will eventually cause you to fart and/or shit. Farts in solid form are foods that resemble farts even before being consumed. You never did the silent elevator farts? It's fun to just blow a heavy one just as you're leaving it but pushing the 1st floor button before you actual leave https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/foods-make-your-farts-smell-bad-stink-gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 broccoli is bad food eat some pizza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: broccoli is bad food eat some pizza That's a once a month food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Misaka said: That's a once a month food I eat pizza every other day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I eat pizza every other day. If I did that I would be a fat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Misaka said: If I did that I would be a fat ass nothing wrong with being fat. I am 40 pounds overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Hope it wasn't leftover "Cubby" Broccoli. That would be really past it's expiration date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 32 minutes ago, Misaka said: You never did the silent elevator farts? It's fun to just blow a heavy one just as you're leaving it but pushing the 1st floor button before you actual leave https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/foods-make-your-farts-smell-bad-stink-gas I'm not fond of farting in public, even if I think I'm alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 19 minutes ago, Phillies said: I eat pizza every other day. I used to eat pizza five days a week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I used to eat pizza five days a week. Its a health food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: Its a health food. If you get the right toppings, it's all five food groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 26 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Hope it wasn't leftover "Cubby" Broccoli. That would be really past it's expiration date.  No it was Michigan broccoli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'm not fond of farting in public, even if I think I'm alone. Now you see I only like to do it in an elevator because it's a great Dutch oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 53 minutes ago, Misaka said: You never did the silent elevator farts? It's fun to just blow a heavy one just as you're leaving it but pushing the 1st floor button before you actual leave https://www.thrillist.com/health/nation/foods-make-your-farts-smell-bad-stink-gas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Misaka said: Now you see I only like to do it in an elevator because it's a great Dutch oven What if you think you're going to do it silently, but it turns out not so silent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What if you think you're going to do it silently, but it turns out not so silent? Then I guess it's gonna be a blast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: You never been on it alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 12 minutes ago, Misaka said: You never been on it alone? I sit on my butt at work all day - I take the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted June 10, 2018 Author Share Posted June 10, 2018 17 minutes ago, tsar4 said: I sit on my butt at work all day - I take the stairs. Stairs are the worst places to fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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