Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 I'm not saying that I've never had a girlfriend or sex before, because those ideas are ridiculous, I'm saying like in the future I'd be an excellent boyfriend for my future, but not first, girlfriends, like when a Z warrior turned into a Super Saiyan, but believe me the bedroom activity wouldn't happen in super saiyan mode, so get those weird thoughts out of your head. Yeah I would be pretty awesome for some of these OKC women. 🐰 1
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, mthor said: Solid would be one way of putting it. Soft and doughy would be another. Don't go there, mthor. Don't you ever go there.
Ginguy Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, mthor said: Solid would be one way of putting it. Soft and doughy would be another. I think the word you are looking for is flaccid.... 1 2
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 Damn, this thread solidifies my lone wolf alpha male warrior beastly, studly legacy. 🐻
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: I think the word you are looking for is flaccid.... SIR!! SiR!! Please take a step back!! *delivers a badass shove*
wacky1980 Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, mthor said: Solid would be one way of putting it. Soft and doughy would be another. soft and doughy are still technically solid matter states. so i think you probably nailed it here. 1 2
Zenigundam Posted June 2, 2018 Author Posted June 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: soft and doughy are still technically solid matter states. so i think you probably nailed it here. Omg you're such a nerd 1
1pooh4u Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 You would be a solid boyfriend, no doubt, a solid piece of 💩 1 2 1
wacky1980 Posted June 2, 2018 Posted June 2, 2018 16 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Omg you're such a nerd i sure am. which is quite a bit better than a lone-wolf-wannabe zeta bottom payless-bogo punk.
AstroCreep Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Ok, I feel like we are on to something with that Dragonball Z reference.
Hornshire Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Sure you will. Because the world is just full of girls that, when asking you to pick up something from the store, are keen on instead getting a story about how you're too poor to afford it, too incompetent to steal it without getting caught, and too chicken to do anything but run away when confronted- knowing full well that you never even went there in the first place. Total bf material right there. 2
Zenigundam Posted June 3, 2018 Author Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Kweerie said: Sure you will. Because the world is just full of girls that, when asking you to pick up something from the store, are keen on instead getting a story about how you're too poor to afford it, too incompetent to steal it without getting caught, and too chicken to do anything but run away when confronted- knowing full well that you never even went there in the first place. Total bf material right there. Well if she wants me to pick something up, it'd make sense if she gave me the money to do so, or her credit card.
Hornshire Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Didn't realize that when you said boyfriend what you meant was cuckold.
Zenigundam Posted June 3, 2018 Author Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Kweerie said: Didn't realize that when you said boyfriend what you meant was cuckold. I really hate when people say cuck and cuckold lol. British English is way too beta.
Hornshire Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Kay. What term would you prefer be applied to your utter uselessness?
Zenigundam Posted June 3, 2018 Author Posted June 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Kweerie said: Kay. What term would you prefer be applied to your utter uselessness? Let's try lone wolf alpha male warrior? 💪💏🐻
Hornshire Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Is that what you think those words mean? That would explain a lot. 1
naraku360 Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 9 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I'm not saying that I've never had a girlfriend or sex before, because those ideas are ridiculous, I'm saying like in the future I'd be an excellent boyfriend for my future, but not first, girlfriends, like when a Z warrior turned into a Super Saiyan, but believe me the bedroom activity wouldn't happen in super saiyan mode, so get those weird thoughts out of your head. Yeah I would be pretty awesome for some of these OKC women. 🐰 @The Hound Your boyfriend needs you to pay attention to him. 1 1
naraku360 Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 8 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Don't go there, mthor. Don't you ever go there. Too late. She already did, Pillsbury.
AstroCreep Posted June 3, 2018 Posted June 3, 2018 Me too. I'd be virtually silent, just about motionless and completely emotionless.
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