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He doesn't really need to go through Viagra like a jumbo bag of Cheetos.

The reason he can't get the battering ram started is that his wife is a broken down old battle ax with a really shitty attitude and an aroma that would scare a grizzly bear.

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2 hours ago, 1938 Packard said:

I pointed him to a local twerk bar.

What the fuck is a twerk bar? I separated myself from the world but you have disconnected completely. "Come on down to the local women shaking their ass bar." Also known as a club. I can't even imagine aging turning me into something that remotely resembles you. It's like your from another planet populated by poorly programmed robots.

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