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46 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> flying dogs discuss ./

*looks it up*

Yep, this checks out-

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Bats, however, are not even remotely related to rodents. The closest evolutionary branch to the bats is that which led to today’s cats, dogs, bears, horses, pigs, whales, and deer. In fact, primates (i.e. us) are more closely related to rodents than bats!

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https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/natural-history/natural-history-blog/2015/october-2015/all-about-bats

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12 minutes ago, //>wagz./ said:

//> no that's Erica do not assume pronouns ./

Man    How much did you pay for this?
Praline    Sixty quid, and eight guineas for the fruit bat.
Man    What fruit bat?
Praline    Eric the fruit-bat.
Man    Are all your pets called Eric?
Praline    There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul!
Man    No he didn't!
Praline    (takes book from pocket) He did, he did, he did, he did and did. There you are. 'Kemal Ataturk, the Man' by E. W. Swanton with a foreword by Paul Anka, page 91, please.
Man    (referring to page 91) I owe you an apology, sir.
Praline    Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?
Man    I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
Praline    Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.
Fanfare of trumpets. Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters.
Man    You're in luck.

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

Man    How much did you pay for this?
Praline    Sixty quid, and eight guineas for the fruit bat.
Man    What fruit bat?
Praline    Eric the fruit-bat.
Man    Are all your pets called Eric?
Praline    There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie, all called Abdul!
Man    No he didn't!
Praline    (takes book from pocket) He did, he did, he did, he did and did. There you are. 'Kemal Ataturk, the Man' by E. W. Swanton with a foreword by Paul Anka, page 91, please.
Man    (referring to page 91) I owe you an apology, sir.
Praline    Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?
Man    I promise you that there is no such thing. You don't need one.
Praline    Then I would like a statement to that effect signed by the Lord Mayor.
Fanfare of trumpets. Mayor gorgeously dressed with dignitaries enters flanked by trumpeters.
Man    You're in luck.

//> and Eric./ 

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