Zenigundam Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 an alpha doesn't have to try, he can just flip his baseball cap, throw on a t-shirt and jeans, and arrive at the scene and hotties will come to him like the south side of a magnet attaching to the north side, but with beta males they have to follow girls on Instagram, put these (😍😳😌) kinda weak smileys into their social media replies to hot women, and they also write really long, paragraph type responses to things whereas we lone wolf alpha male warriors get a hot girl going with three word replies. Nailed it!! This ain't the 80s, betas!! Alphas are taking over 🏋️♂️💪🐂!!!
Zenigundam Posted May 28, 2018 Author Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? I guess I'm just a leader by nature. I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior though, so I can understand why they would invite me to hang around with them when they know I could be going over some hot girl's apartment at any moment, provided she isn't working. I'm honored that they hold me in such a high regard when we aren't even the exact same type of alpha. ☺
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 He hides in the bushes like the fucking creeper he is. 1 1
Ginguy Posted May 28, 2018 Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? Alphas have a sense of humor..... 1
discolé monade Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? there it is, the voice of reasoning. 1
Ric Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 The greatest alpha that alpha-ed right here. I know the betas be jealous of that epic sex-fueled two month vacation.
naraku360 Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Zenigundam, PhD in Beta Male Sadassery 🐻 🐻 1
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