Zenigundam Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 an alpha doesn't have to try, he can just flip his baseball cap, throw on a t-shirt and jeans, and arrive at the scene and hotties will come to him like the south side of a magnet attaching to the north side, but with beta males they have to follow girls on Instagram, put these (😍😳😌) kinda weak smileys into their social media replies to hot women, and they also write really long, paragraph type responses to things whereas we lone wolf alpha male warriors get a hot girl going with three word replies. Nailed it!! This ain't the 80s, betas!! Alphas are taking over 🏋️♂️💪🐂!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 Zenigundam, PhD in Alpha Male Badassery 🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 minute ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? I guess I'm just a leader by nature. I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior though, so I can understand why they would invite me to hang around with them when they know I could be going over some hot girl's apartment at any moment, provided she isn't working. I'm honored that they hold me in such a high regard when we aren't even the exact same type of alpha. ☺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 He hides in the bushes like the fucking creeper he is. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? Alphas have a sense of humor..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: Why do alpha males tolerate you hanging around and documenting their activities? there it is, the voice of reasoning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 The greatest alpha that alpha-ed right here. I know the betas be jealous of that epic sex-fueled two month vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Zenigundam, PhD in Beta Male Sadassery 🐻 🐻 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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