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before everyone else heads out this evening i just want to remind you


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1. most venemous snakes have triangular heads.

2. when removing the pit from an avocado, pinch the blade of the knife just in front of the handle between your thumb and first finger, then curl your fingers around the handle for maximum control. 

3. just because it's an ipa doesn't mean it's good beer.

if you have any additional questions, feel free to post them as the night develops

as i will be sitting here

stone cold sober for the third consecutive night

with 

nothing

better

to 

do... :|

 

 

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Round 2? I haven't had the desire to fap twice in one day in probably over a decade.

Don't use it you lose it....You'll be unable to get it up at 32

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Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

There are other 35 year olds that use "courting"? Aren't you older than me?

by at least 3 years depending on when your birthday is.....That's the joke

Posted
22 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm 35 and I can still get it up, thank you.

Dude, I don't know about that. Let me handle the girl acquisition business. 🏋️‍♂️💪🐹🏍

Posted
9 hours ago, nameraka said:

as i will be sitting here

stone cold sober for the third consecutive night

with 

nothing

better

to 

do... :|

i usually just exhaust all my efforts and wish things were better.  everyday is a duty (lol duty)

that takes exact measures; strategies, planning, completing tasks, working honestly towards a goal we can all be happy with.

but it never happens. :|

Posted

An easier way to identify poisonous snakes is the eyes.  round eyes, not dangerous, slit pupils, stay the hell away.  I've had a few close calls with rattlers, and they're eyes are a dead give away.

 

This is based on a scientific principle, not just my opinion.

Posted
2 hours ago, AstroCreep said:

An easier way to identify poisonous snakes is the eyes.  round eyes, not dangerous, slit pupils, stay the hell away.  I've had a few close calls with rattlers, and they're eyes are a dead give away.

 

This is based on a scientific principle, not just my opinion.

i'm sorry, but i'm gonna need a reference. 

anyone can say something is based on science. :P

Posted
17 hours ago, nameraka said:

1. most venemous snakes have triangular heads.

2. when removing the pit from an avocado, pinch the blade of the knife just in front of the handle between your thumb and first finger, then curl your fingers around the handle for maximum control. 

3. just because it's an ipa doesn't mean it's good beer.

if you have any additional questions, feel free to post them as the night develops

as i will be sitting here

stone cold sober for the third consecutive night

with 

nothing

better

to 

do... :|

 

 

Did you mean venomous?

 

Posted (edited)

If you didn't vehement is spelled with a H

Also vehemous isn't a word so you should have used vehemently

Edited by JeNewBee
Posted

Never let it be said I won't say it when I'm wrong.  Now, I knew about the triangular head thing, but I really thought the eyes were foolproof.  Heres what I read at the top of the Google page, and I read the same thing in several articles.

 

Many people will try to judge if a snake is venomous by looking into its eyes. This is ineffective, because the information you gain from this observation only tells you what time of day the snake is active. Snakes that are nocturnal (hunt during the night) generally have slitted pupils, while snakes that are diurnal (hunt during the day) generally have round pupils. Some of the most venomous snakes in the world have round pupils, but many infamous snakes such as rattlesnakes have the classic slitted pupil.

 

You are correct, sir.  You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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