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I haven't been around much lately because I decided to travel the world and see what it had to offer compared to the USA in terms of hot blonde babes, and the results were quite in my favor. :x

Anyway, tomorrow's my 28th birthday, so I think I'll be taking an Uber to the beach at around midnight so that I can get a head start on reconnissance of the 18-19 year old cute women as they start to fill up the beach on Saturday morning.

Wow, that was such an awesome trip around the world I took. I'll get a check up just in case because I was with a lot of hot ladies after all. What's been going on around these parts? I've been following somewhat, but it's hard to read every thread when you have hot Swedish models all over you. 

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Just now, Ric said:

Hey, welcome back and happy birthday. Glad you enjoyed your journey.

 

Haha thanks, man. And they told me international girls weren't thirsty at all...

Glad I'm back in one piece. I'm telling you I had to pry some of them off of me!! Daddy issues...

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Thank you, indeed, I never thought I'd live to this ripe old age, but I'm proof that after high school anything's possible, but wow that'd be sexy to get to do high school over again :x

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2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Ehhhhhhh...... You're not treading the troll line anymore you've now nosedived into improbable. C'mon you can do better lol

Dude, don't doubt me. I have pictures of me making out with a few of these hotties, but I don't wanna post them because the UEMB girls who like me will rage and the jealous guys will downplay the awesomeness of those Polaroids.

Yeah hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or however that goes 

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Dude, don't doubt me. I have pictures of me making out with a few of these hotties, but I don't wanna post them because the UEMB girls who like me will rage and the jealous guys will downplay the awesomeness of those Polaroids.

Yeah hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or however that goes 

That's better I actually lol'd at that 😅😅

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Just now, Adminderaptorpat said:

i hope some1 makes u a bday thread

That would be cool, but I'll probably be at a beach with no Wi-Fi by then, but when I get back to the hotel I'll check it out.

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