Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) I haven't been around much lately because I decided to travel the world and see what it had to offer compared to the USA in terms of hot blonde babes, and the results were quite in my favor. Anyway, tomorrow's my 28th birthday, so I think I'll be taking an Uber to the beach at around midnight so that I can get a head start on reconnissance of the 18-19 year old cute women as they start to fill up the beach on Saturday morning. Wow, that was such an awesome trip around the world I took. I'll get a check up just in case because I was with a lot of hot ladies after all. What's been going on around these parts? I've been following somewhat, but it's hard to read every thread when you have hot Swedish models all over you. Edited May 25, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Hey, welcome back and happy birthday. Glad you enjoyed your journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Ric said: Hey, welcome back and happy birthday. Glad you enjoyed your journey. Haha thanks, man. And they told me international girls weren't thirsty at all... Glad I'm back in one piece. I'm telling you I had to pry some of them off of me!! Daddy issues... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Thank you, indeed, I never thought I'd live to this ripe old age, but I'm proof that after high school anything's possible, but wow that'd be sexy to get to do high school over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Ehhhhhhh...... You're not treading the troll line anymore you've now nosedived into improbable. C'mon you can do better lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Ehhhhhhh...... You're not treading the troll line anymore you've now nosedived into improbable. C'mon you can do better lol Dude, don't doubt me. I have pictures of me making out with a few of these hotties, but I don't wanna post them because the UEMB girls who like me will rage and the jealous guys will downplay the awesomeness of those Polaroids. Yeah hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or however that goes Edited May 25, 2018 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 i hope some1 makes u a bday thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 Now that you're back, I don't have to be the only super short guy here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Dude, don't doubt me. I have pictures of me making out with a few of these hotties, but I don't wanna post them because the UEMB girls who like me will rage and the jealous guys will downplay the awesomeness of those Polaroids. Yeah hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or however that goes That's better I actually lol'd at that 😅😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 Just now, Adminderaptorpat said: i hope some1 makes u a bday thread That would be cool, but I'll probably be at a beach with no Wi-Fi by then, but when I get back to the hotel I'll check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted May 25, 2018 Author Share Posted May 25, 2018 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: Now that you're back, I don't have to be the only super short guy here Speak for yourself, man, I play basketball... well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 25, 2018 Share Posted May 25, 2018 welcome back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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