Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 but even the smallest could still take a finger or sever an artery decisions decisions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 lizard waifu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 not everything is about "waifus" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 crocodile skink as a compromise? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 9 minutes ago, nameraka said: crocodile skink as a compromise? hmmmmm interesting idea ty +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, nameraka said: crocodile skink as a compromise? too small for poof's tastes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, Phillies said: too small for poof's tastes its a catch22 i want one big enough that i wont accidentally squish, can look at me without thinking im giant and super superior, and could give me a painful bloody bite. but i dont want to get my neck clamped and bleed out in 60 seconds from a nicked jugular. cant really have a big lizard without the danger why are necks so vulnerable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 try some of the veggy eating lizards. they don't want your neck.. maybe a cucumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Poof said: its a catch22 i want one big enough that i wont accidentally squish, can look at me without thinking im giant and super superior, and could give me a painful bloody bite. but i dont want to get my neck clamped and bleed out in 60 seconds from a nicked jugular. cant really have a big lizard without the danger why are necks so vulnerable? Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy Edited April 9, 2018 by Derrick Foreal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 13 minutes ago, Phillies said: try some of the veggy eating lizards. they don't want your neck.. maybe a cucumber. i want a hypercarnivore. i think the danger could be part of the appeal and im just dancing around that fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 9, 2018 Author Share Posted April 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy oh the bonitis guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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