i want a crocodilian

[Poof]

but even the smallest could still take a finger or sever an artery

decisions decisions

[Phillies]

lizard waifu

[Poof]

not everything is about "waifus"

[nameraka]

crocodile skink as a compromise?

[Poof]

9 minutes ago, nameraka said:

crocodile skink as a compromise?

 

hmmmmm interesting idea ty +1

[Phillies]

2 hours ago, nameraka said:

crocodile skink as a compromise?

too small for poof's tastes 

[Poof]

8 minutes ago, Phillies said:

too small for poof's tastes 

its a catch22 i want one big enough that i wont accidentally squish, can look at me without thinking im giant and super superior, and could give me a painful bloody bite. but i dont want to get my neck clamped and bleed out in 60 seconds from a nicked jugular.

cant really have a big lizard without the danger

why are necks so vulnerable?

[Phillies]

try some of the veggy eating lizards. they don't want your neck.. maybe a cucumber. 

[André Toulon]

28 minutes ago, Poof said:

its a catch22 i want one big enough that i wont accidentally squish, can look at me without thinking im giant and super superior, and could give me a painful bloody bite. but i dont want to get my neck clamped and bleed out in 60 seconds from a nicked jugular.

cant really have a big lizard without the danger

why are necks so vulnerable?

Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks

I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy

Edited April 9, 2018 by Derrick Foreal

[Poof]

13 minutes ago, Phillies said:

try some of the veggy eating lizards. they don't want your neck.. maybe a cucumber. 

i want a hypercarnivore. i think the danger could be part of the appeal and im just dancing around that fact

[Poof]

5 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said:

Because necks are for sheep.....Be a shark....Sharks don't look back because they don't have necks

I wold have looked for the video for this but lazy

oh the bonitis guy