Im going to church on zombie jesus day

[fuggnificent]

Things i should say to the congregation? 

Here ill start:

"The reason i never come to church is i prefer to read my fiction in the comfort of my own home...."

[Phillies]

lol

fuggz

[Ric]

Been about 10 years since I stepped into a church and that was for a funeral, not counting that more like 20.

[stilgar]

Jesus is not a zombie, he is a lich.

[nameraka]

guessing it'll end something like this.