SlappyKincaid Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 Sick all weekend from a cold I'm pretty sure I got from work. Time to go back to work soon and re-infect everyone with a newer offspring of disease. My coworker was patient zero, what does that make me? An asshole?
SlappyKincaid Posted March 19, 2018 Author Posted March 19, 2018 I should come to your house and sneeze on all your doorknobs ...That wouldn't really disprove anything, would it?
fuggnificent Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Invest in zicam. You'll never get sick again.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 That stuff worked for me when I was in my teens, seemed like it stopped being as effective during the college days. Considering how sick I used to be years ago, I haven't actually been diseased like this in a long time.
SlappyKincaid Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 My ears are popping, maybe the tide is starting to turn. Victory over the microbes mayhapst be nearst?
Raptorpat Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 the tide pod thing is over already no need to jump on that bandwagon now
SlappyKincaid Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 if i sneeze into an envelope and mail it to pat will i go to jail?
SlappyKincaid Posted March 20, 2018 Author Posted March 20, 2018 what if i was going to send pat this card i made for him but just happened to accidentally sneeze by accidental accident as I was sealing the envelope?
Neko Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Stuff about as rough as sending spores in the mail. Please don't make me search your house
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