André Toulon Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 (edited) Yeah, that bastard has eluded me for weeks. I have this problem every winter because they try to get out of the cold.....I usually set traps but decided I wasn't having none of this shit this year. They were getting in from my dryer exhaust, but I put an end to that by putting my dryer in my garage and closing off the vent inside my house. But there was one....He was mostly silent, but he got bold......He somehow managed to get into my (god I hate to say this based on the folder) but he got into my ramen noodles....In my pantry, on the top shelf. I would hear him at night but I never saw him....My only evidence being the gnawed packs of ramen, and my audio cues. But tonight he fucked up.....He somehow tumbled into my mop bucket which didn't allow his escape since it has a draining top and the dick couldn't figure out how to escape......I swear, his demise went exactly like this. Edited March 13, 2018 by Noboru Yamaguchi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 You should make sure there's not any more. Set bait in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2018 Author Share Posted March 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Nabloom said: You should make sure there's not any more. Set bait in the oven While hilarious, I'm going to continue my notion he was the the last one....Back in November, before I sealed all outer vents except the one associated with the stove, I had my due yearly influx....No mistaking when that happens...... But I'm going to blindly think this one guy just couldn't return to the defunct nest because I killed the only way in and out.....Well not only, my central heat and air vents are sill open but I've never seen a mouse take a 14 foot free fall and without contemplating the logistics of that, I'm confident that's not how they got in. That said, I hadn't seen any evidence of one for several months until I had to throw ot a 24 pack of ramen a few weeks ago.....Let me have this. I took care of the problem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 I once had war with a rat who had made a home in my room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 On 3/13/2018 at 5:23 PM, Drunkenwarrior said: I once had war with a rat who had made a home in my room Nukes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Nukes? Guerilla warfare mostly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 I leave the rats and mice to my cats to take care of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 I probably hate cats more than mice.....Not kittens though, kittens are awesome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 seeing a pattern here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 14, 2018 Author Share Posted March 14, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: seeing a pattern here. Nah....I like adult dogs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: I probably hate cats more than mice.....Not kittens though, kittens are awesome Edit Gawddammit At any rate, I feel less bad about killing vermin when I have a lackey doing it. Edited March 14, 2018 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Nah....I like adult dogs. i want a dog SO bad. and i love them as puppies. but absolutely can't wait for them to get to adulthood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Nah....I like adult dogs. get a rat terrier, they murder the shit out of mice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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