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Zenigundam

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Just now, mthor said:

We all know you're scared of girls, but it is a good sign that you're starting to talk about it.

On the contrary, I really did want to touch her hair and give her a footsie, but I didn't know how she would react, even though I was looking pretty sexy today.

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2 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Why the fuck are you allowed in public?

It's because I'm destined to create Johnnygundam with a hot babe and then go into the mountains to complete my training while she raises him until the age of 5, at which point I'll take him to a few baseball games and teach him about life and stuff.

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3 minutes ago, stilgar said:

No, because I don't have to take the bus like a loser.

Winners take buses, it shows that you can step to anybody like Sylvester Stallone in Over the Top instead of hitting the automatic lock on your car doors and rolling up all the windows when you get to a traffic light and there's a badass alpha next to you in the other lane.

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