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This girl on the bus keeps checking me out while I'm trying to drink


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Posted
3 minutes ago, Misaka said:

Please do

Everyone would be on YouTube looking for midget Puerto Rican gets his ass own by young teen 

5'6" is normal, sorry that you unathletic nerds weren't good enough to make cheddar playing basketball!!!! 

Posted
4 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

She's probably just staring in disbelief at some drunk on the bus.

Not at all, she's not some beta weak ass who hasn't seen a drunk person before. She loves me... and she always will. ??

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

5'6" is normal, sorry that you unathletic nerds weren't good enough to make cheddar playing basketball!!!! 

I'm 5'10"

Your ass is a midget 

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Just now, Misaka said:

I'm 5'10"

Your ass is a midget 

Well play basketball then. You're the height of an NBA player. Don't talk about it, be about it, or else everybody will think you're all talk.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Not at all, she's not some beta weak ass who hasn't seen a drunk person before. She loves me... and she always will. ??

Or she is an undercover cop and is just waiting for you to screw up 

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

Well play basketball then. You're the height of an NBA player. Don't talk about it, be about it, or else everybody will think you're all talk.

I play soccer

Posted
10 minutes ago, Misaka said:

Please do

Everyone would be on YouTube looking for midget Puerto Rican gets his ass own by young teen 

But what if Zeni encountered futa girl?? 

Posted
Just now, Misaka said:

She felt the predator chill around her

She felt the "out of my league" around her. It's sad because I might have given her a chance too, even though I didn't appreciate the stalker aspect of her personality.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

H-H-H-Help help help help help help 

badass Zenigundam remix hold it down*

????

A real alpha greets death daily 

Posted
9 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I play chess.

And I can kick a ball really far, I guess.

I got nicknamed the nut cracker in highschool but that was only after I got into a fight after soccer and kick the other guy straight in the nuts went down and somebody thought he heard a "pop" so it ended 

 

Posted

When a woman is looking at someone drinking on a bus, it's not "oh look at that cute, mysterious guy drinking on a bus." It's "oh my god, that guy is drinking on a bus. He needs professional help. I should get off the bus and get home before something really bad happens." It's way more concerning than it would ever be attractive. Concerning situations happen pretty often when it involves someone drinking on a bus.

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Dark_Chii said:

When a woman is looking at someone drinking on a bus, it's not "oh look at that cute, mysterious guy drinking on a bus." It's "oh my god, that guy is drinking on a bus. He needs professional help. I should get off the bus and get home before something really bad happens." It's way more concerning than it would ever be attractive. Concerning situations happen pretty often when it involves someone drinking on a bus.

Have I told you lately, that I love you? ?

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