dear brain

[Phillies]

Why have you failed me?

- phillies

[death_by_motorboat]

dear phillies,

because you stuffed me full of futa porn and thc molecules.

-your brain

[TrigunBebop]

Because you touch yourself at night.

But not during the day.

[Ric]

^ Well seems they got it all covered already.

[bnmjy]

Too much trauma from being dropped on the head frequently. So sad.