The best part of waking up

[Still Me]

is texts from coworkers letting you know what a shit show you’re walking in on....kilmehplea ??

[Raptorpat]

That doesn't sound like the best part of waking up at all!

[nameraka]

i thought it was the caffeine enema. 

[Tricolor]

Getting a rim job from my dog?

[Bad_Witch]

is Folger's in your cup?