Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 ... kisser. *leans over the table and kisses her while gently pulling the back of her neck toward me* THAT'S... how it's done, little boys. No nerves, no jitters, as long as you can get from the internet to an in-person meeting, you're golden... Well... don't try this anyway. You have to take it slowly. This is material from my PhD course in romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 @Misaka this is the kind of rapey shit that should get him squelched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 1, 2018 Author Share Posted January 1, 2018 Wow I really do have a talent for saying cool things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 (edited) https://media.giphy.com/media/qjfeT5XdAirCg/giphy.gif Edited January 1, 2018 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 whatever..that would;ve been good. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chapinator_X Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. No, no, Nancy. No, this was — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” I took her out furniture — I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. Whoa! Whoa! Look at you, you are a pussy. All right, you and I will walk out. Maybe it’s a different one. Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything. Oh, it looks good. Ooh, nice legs, huh? It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Ginguy said: @Misaka this is the kind of rapey shit that should get him squelched. Are you talking BBW squished 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_N Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 @Zenigundam I've had enough of your creepy shit Next time I see a thread like this you're IP banned. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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