Zenigundam Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 But I have a family party coming up at 4, so I'm not even going to bother going to this hot brunette's house, just so I can rush back home, take a shower, and get ready. I've got my priorities straight, and I don't see the point in working up a sweat just to be timely for the family gathering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I'm definitely convinced that that is the solitary reason why you aren't having sex right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 24, 2017 Author Share Posted December 24, 2017 Penguin, I'm gonna tell you what everybody else isn't telling you: YOU'RE WEIRD. There's no convincing taking place, it's a statement of facts. I bet you look ten times before you cross a random side street in a quiet, suburban neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Did your mom go somewhere or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, mthor said: I think you made a wise choice, You wouldn't have had time to finish reading the instruction manual, much less operate the pump and get the doll blown up properly. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 sitting on your hand until it's numb then jerking off isn't sex Zeni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkenwarrior Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Sounds like something a low T male would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 38 minutes ago, mochi said: sitting on your hand until it's numb then jerking off isn't sex Zeni I've been doing it wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Rebecca! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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