death_by_motorboat Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 (edited) they seldom change their direction when they decide how they are going to cross a room, unless the are traveling two walls. but when they are headed right at you, you have to kill them or get out of their way... they're suicidal and unaware. Edited December 24, 2017 by mumbojummie13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 But armadillos make good pets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 Armadillos have leprosy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 because they're always looking for a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 24, 2017 Share Posted December 24, 2017 I was taking a bath. I closed my eyes and slumped down flat on my back in the water. I opened my eyes and there was a huge centipede on the ceiling right above me. Almost as soon as I noticed it, it detached and fell into the tub with me. Obviously I freaked and got out as fast as possible. It must’ve died on impact or drowned like instantly which was weird. I thought it would’ve survived. Or maybe it had a heart attack while it was up there, and that’s the reason it fell in the first place. Anyway, always watch out for centipedes suiciding into your bath. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Share Posted December 25, 2017 They’re the insect version of deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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