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Fire me please lol. Get to collect unemployment, enough to sit on my rump and pay through bills with, and I don't have to buy a monthly bus pass and take three buses to and from work, or hide in the woods to drink, or wake up at 5am and get home at 7pm. ???

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I honestly think they might can me only because the chemistry isn't happening between me and the other teachers, and now my job duties will be undefined once the problem kid drops out, possibly today. 

I won't even argue with my boss, I'll just get the unemployment forms filled out lol.

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

I recall you saying you got a 700-plus verbal score on your SAT. What dismal prospects you have had. xD

It doesn't mean much really. Everybody knows that the real college grads who end up in white collar jobs majored in some kind of hard science or field that normal people wouldn't do well in.

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They should commend me for duping them for so long if they can even smell it through all of the gum that I chew. Plus it shows that I have heart, courage, and character.

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One student asked me yesterday if I was all right because I seemed emotionally disturbed (in front of the entire class), and I responded coolly, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking."

 

Why am I such a badass? ?

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 https://www.learnvest.com/knowledge-center/how-do-i-know-if-i-qualify-for-unemployment/

You are unemployed through no fault of your own: That means you are out of a job due to reasons beyond your control, like a layoff. So, if you quit your job or are fired for gross misconduct, you’re not eligible. “Gross misconduct” is a vague term, but generally refers to illegal or dangerous acts committed in the workplace, like stealing from your employer.

 

Zeni this is you

if you quit your job or are fired for gross misconduct, you’re not eligible.

 

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