Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Fire me please lol. Get to collect unemployment, enough to sit on my rump and pay through bills with, and I don't have to buy a monthly bus pass and take three buses to and from work, or hide in the woods to drink, or wake up at 5am and get home at 7pm. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 I recall you saying you got a 700-plus verbal score on your SAT. What dismal prospects you have had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 I honestly think they might can me only because the chemistry isn't happening between me and the other teachers, and now my job duties will be undefined once the problem kid drops out, possibly today. I won't even argue with my boss, I'll just get the unemployment forms filled out lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: I recall you saying you got a 700-plus verbal score on your SAT. What dismal prospects you have had. It doesn't mean much really. Everybody knows that the real college grads who end up in white collar jobs majored in some kind of hard science or field that normal people wouldn't do well in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 And they think I'm a manchild. TV's really screwing with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 (edited) They should commend me for duping them for so long if they can even smell it through all of the gum that I chew. Plus it shows that I have heart, courage, and character. Edited December 20, 2017 by Zenigundam💩 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted December 20, 2017 Author Share Posted December 20, 2017 One student asked me yesterday if I was all right because I seemed emotionally disturbed (in front of the entire class), and I responded coolly, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking." Why am I such a badass? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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naraku360 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Zenigundam? said: And they think I'm a manchild. TV's really screwing with them. *know They know you're a manchild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 https://www.learnvest.com/knowledge-center/how-do-i-know-if-i-qualify-for-unemployment/ You are unemployed through no fault of your own: That means you are out of a job due to reasons beyond your control, like a layoff. So, if you quit your job or are fired for gross misconduct, you’re not eligible. “Gross misconduct” is a vague term, but generally refers to illegal or dangerous acts committed in the workplace, like stealing from your employer. Zeni this is you if you quit your job or are fired for gross misconduct, you’re not eligible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 You being drunk at home all the time will make it easy for the warrant squad to pick your beta ass up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 look closer my child, as I can see what your future holds 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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