i just talked to an old friend

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it makes me feel like im there for somebody.  its a big relief that im not a nobody.  and when i think about it, i owed him a friend.

so i know i did the right thing.

its peaceful and fulfilling  

[Cau]

Dats our mumbie

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d'aww

[Poof]

Of course you’re not a nobody. 

[rilkean_heart]

Aww that's cute

[bnmjy]

shut up mumbo we were besties until you ditched me for no reason

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19 minutes ago, Poof said:

Of course you’re not a nobody. 

yeah but i almost killed somebody once and i feel like a nobody

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8 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

shut up mumbo we were besties until you ditched me for no reason

irl?

[Poof]

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

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8 minutes ago, rilkean_heart said:

Aww that's cute

thank you

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Just now, Poof said:

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

idunno the guilty are just supposed to carry the weight forever

[bnmjy]

1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said:

irl?

you forgot?

im going to kill myself now

[AnimationFan14]

 

[AnimationFan14]

Also you are most certainly not a nobody :3

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i used to beat my alcoholic wife senseless three times a week

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i quit a state job so i could do opiates and valium

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i dont even think im human

[bnmjy]

2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

i used to beat my alcoholic wife senseless three times a week

This is seriously hilarious.

At least it's now in the past. You can try to be a better person.

[Drunkenwarrior]

Good samaritan deed of the day, done

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

This is seriously hilarious.

At least it's now in the past. You can try to be a better person.

i know and yet i still feel like i lost the hottest cheerleader in the school and now shes with prince handsome

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2 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

Good samaritan deed of the day, done

thank you.  im guessing that you knew i needed someone to reply?  amirite?

[Drunkenwarrior]

2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

thank you.  im guessing that you knew i needed someone to reply?  amirite?

Yea dood. Im; fucking psychic

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real real bad adrenaline addiction too.  but i dont think i ever crossed the line

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Just now, Drunkenwarrior said:

Yea dood. Im; fucking psychic

noice

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20 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

you forgot?

im going to kill myself now

wait who are you?  i only know you by your screen name.  do we really know each other?

Edited December 9, 2017 by mumbojummie13

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21 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

you forgot?

im going to kill myself now

i didnt see this post sorry bnjmy....  dont be sad

[bnmjy]

1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said:

wait who are you?  i only know you by your screen name.  do we really know each other?

we connected through the spirit realm when we happened to be high at the same time 

[bnmjy]

Just now, mumbojummie13 said:

i didnt see this post sorry bnjmy....  dont be sad

I'm joking.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

we connected through the spirit realm when we happened to be high at the same time 

i really cant remember but i can believe that 

i love your mario icon

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Just now, bnmjy said:

I'm joking.

good.  suicide sucks dick.  one time i tried to drive off the road, one time i laid down with a loaded shot gun in my mouth and flexed not knowing if god would end it (marginally),

one time i hung myself and someone caught me, i used to take bottles full of pills and lay around and ache hoping i would die, i was a cutter a little but i hate that kind of pain.

 

let me explain that a little pain in the soul isnt like pain in the body.  im not afraid of eternal belonging, but physical pain scares the fuck out of me

[bnmjy]

3 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

good.  suicide sucks dick.  one time i tried to drive off the road, one time i laid down with a loaded shot gun in my mouth and flexed not knowing if god would end it (marginally),

one time i hung myself and someone caught me, i used to take bottles full of pills and lay around and ache hoping i would die, i was a cutter a little but i hate that kind of pain.

 

let me explain that a little pain in the soul isnt like pain in the body.  im not afraid of eternal belonging, but physical pain scares the fuck out of me

I bet you're fun to drink with.

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

I bet you're fun to drink with.

one time i was on a bunch of xanies and dank and i climbed up and electrical tower like 30 feet and slipped

 

i fell directly on my back but i didnt feel anything because i was so high.  then a coal cop (in the strip mines in PA theres patrolmen) caught us and he took my pipe

Edited December 9, 2017 by mumbojummie13

[bnmjy]

5 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

one time i was on a bunch of xanies and dank and i climbed up and electrical tower like 30 feet and slipped

 

i fell directly on my back but i didnt feel anything because i was so high.  then a coal cop (in the strip mines in PA theres patrolmen) caught us and he took my pipe

No dislocated spinal disks? You were quite lucky.

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Just now, bnmjy said:

No dislocated spinal disks? You were quite lucky.

nope. haha,  i felt like superman