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I know somebody with a bench warrant, and his bail is $300, but I don't think the cops are going to catch him anyway, so I always tell him, "Friend, just save the $300 and put it toward your Switch".

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literacy

good deeds

sporting events

being home on the holidays

chinese food

courteous taxi drivers

my toothbrush

age old towns with old shops, storefronts, and construction

my pajamas

gun laws

the Holy Trinity

and passing as much gas as i want because i'm single

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