Zenigundam Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 It's about this suave, great-looking, personable gentleman named Zini who joins an online dating site and gets punked by all the hot girls on there who curse at him, blow him off, or meet up with him only to make up lame excuses for not meeting up again while their wild impulses lead them to log back into the dating site's app during the dates. One day, Zini, loses it and goes on a vituperative tirade in a restaurant, causing his date to attempt to spray him, but he dodges the attack, and a couple of white knight restaurant patrons try to tackle him from behind at the same time, but because Zini has Spider-Man esque instincts, he senses the danger and sidesteps them causing them to fall into the tables in front of them and spill the food all over them, so the white knights end up looking like chumps. Soon the corrupt police arrive and chase after Zini who deftly jumps over a bridge like Harrison Ford in The Fugitive to escape the SWAT team and helicopters now in hot pursuit. He emerges down the river and shakes his fist up at the night sky and says, "I shall have my revenge." Three weeks later, Zini resurfaces on the dating site and he goes into total badass mode, like Steven Seagal on a revenge trip. No more Mr. Nice Guy (we can't play that song during this montage though because that be some old noise). Anyway, Zini eventually meets up with the hottest blonde girl on the whole damn site, but this time he learns from his mistakes and every time she tries to make an excuse, he catches her before she can finish and calls her out and the blondie says to herself, "Wow... This Zini is a real shark. I love a man who puts me in my place!" Zini and the hot blonde get a room at an expensive hotel, and the rest is history, baby. Zini indeed gets his revenge with a night full of passion and utz utz utz pound pound pound bed bouncing up and down bed bouncing up and down! <3 <3 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StarPanda Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Straight to dvd release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Oh, a snuff film in the making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaNaraku Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 Sounds much better than the bs movies that are currently coming out now I'd watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 So ... is this your manifesto for when you end up in jail and on trial? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 6, 2017 Share Posted January 6, 2017 tl;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 6, 2017 Author Share Posted January 6, 2017 tl;dr (Grabs you quickly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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