that fucking turtle tried to bite me!

[fuggnificent]

slow ass unloving motherfucking turtle

[Misaka]

Sensed you were hungry and bit out of fear

[katt_goddess]

Turtle insult - thinks your fingers look like those horrible turtle pellets that look like turtle poop...

[fuggnificent]

Sensed you were hungry and bit out of fear

 

he didn't actually bite me. he just tried to. really s l o w l y.

[Misaka]

he didn't actually bite me. he just tried to. really s l o w l y.

 

Never enter his area while hungry

That's a threat to them

[fuggnificent]

Never enter his area while hungry

That's a threat to them

 

im not sure if you truly think  a turtle can tell if im hungry. i really dont know if youre truly this retarded or not.

[SnapItCrackItPopIt]

I would bite you too if you were getting in my way and annoying the shit out of me

[Misaka]

im not sure if you truly think  a turtle can tell if im hungry. i really dont know if youre truly this retarded or not.

 

Well did you ever eat turtle soup?

[fuggnificent]

I would bite you too if you were getting in my way and annoying the shit out of me

 

Youre probably from Florida and on bath salts, too

[Top Gun]

im not sure if you truly think  a turtle can tell if im hungry. i really dont know if youre truly this retarded or not.

Reading comprehension, ladies and gentlemen.

[Gyaos]

I have three questions:

 

1. Did it have tusks?

 

2. Does it breathe fire?

 

3. Did it fly at any point?

[SnapItCrackItPopIt]

Youre probably from Florida and on bath salts, too

 

It would take you to know one, correct?

[fuggnificent]

It would take you to know one, correct?

 

nah it only takes the news that tells me people who bite are on bath salts. theres so many better drugs out there,  dear