Oh, dear Lord...

[tsar4]

Soon to be protested near you - "The Dick Van Dyke Show" episode where Rose Marie sings "Cottonfields" and "Gin" <snicker>.

 

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article174071181.html

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I could understand this.... IF America stopped using cotton after the Civil War. But instead, we literally never stopped using it, and we still use it, and we still use it all the fucking time.  S:

[Greeny]

"There was no visible response from Hobby Lobby to the post as of Monday night."

 

Good.

[katt_goddess]

Yeah, I saw this story last week.

 

I've seen the cotton stalks in question and quite honestly just found them fascinating. Not many people even know what cotton looks like raw or that it was painfully picked by hand [by black slaves -and- Native American slaves -and- the white poor] so those décor bits might be the first time some people have ever had that chance. Considering there are people who think food comes from a store and not a farm, this should be a learning moment.

 

 

Now if you REALLY want something to either complain about like a fussy bastard or buy for the absolutely horrible lols, Hobby Lobby has little wall thingies as well as pillows in their Crapmas section that say 'Fall On Your Knees'. When even I get the wrongness of it, you know it's good. :D

 

[tsar4]

I'm wondering how offensive she finds cotton.  I mean, I'll take those nasty 75% cotton US Currency bills off her hands for free.

[katt_goddess]

I'm wondering how offensive she finds cotton.  I mean, I'll take those nasty 75% cotton US Currency bills off her hands for free.

 

So offensive that she cries herself to sleep at night in cotton underwear, cotton nightshirt, and on cotton pillowcases and sheets.

[tsar4]

Yeah, I saw this story last week.

 

I've seen the cotton stalks in question and quite honestly just found them fascinating. Not many people even know what cotton looks like raw or that it was painfully picked by hand [by black slaves -and- Native American slaves -and- the white poor] so those décor bits might be the first time some people have ever had that chance. Considering there are people who think food comes from a store and not a farm, this should be a learning moment.

 

 

Now if you REALLY want something to either complain about like a fussy bastard or buy for the absolutely horrible lols, Hobby Lobby has little wall thingies as well as pillows in their Crapmas section that say 'Fall On Your Knees'. When even I get the wrongness of it, you know it's good. :D

Lyric from "Oh, Holy Night".

[katt_goddess]

Also, found it :

 

http://www.hobbylobby.com/Seasonal/Christmas/Christmas-Wall-Decor/Fall-On-Your-Knees-Wood-Wall-Decor/p/80833716

 

There's also a pillow with the same design but I can't find that on their website.

[tsar4]

Of course, with "Der Bingle", it could have meant he was about to take off his belt & beat the crap outta one of his kids.

[katt_goddess]

Of course, with "Der Bingle", it could have meant he was about to take off his belt & beat the crap outta one of his kids.

 

Valentia oranges in a sock. They hurt like hell and don't leave a bruise.

 

Thanks, Family Guy.

 

edit - and I know it's a lyric from a Crapmas carol but it's also a horrible phrase for oral. Hence, my childish snigger fit when I saw it.

[death_by_motorboat]

Archie Bunker's men's pinky finger ring,

 

there is an Irish folk tale that goes along

 

with with White Supremacism in the

 

meaning.  </3

 

Not that I otherwise enjoy Archie Bunker