Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 I resent being called milquetoast, but I'll accept it, as bad as it hurts.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 I resent being called milquetoast, but I'll accept it, as bad as it hurts. Is milk-toast any better?
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 Two great tastes that taste great together.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Two great tastes that taste great together. It's practically already a cereal bar, goddamnit we're onto something here!
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 We already have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch and the like. What if we just did Toast Crunch? Who would buy it?
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 We already have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch and the like. What if we just did Toast Crunch? Who would buy it? The shredded wheat demographic, untrustworthy and lifeless-in-the-eyes as they are.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 The shredded wheat demographic, untrustworthy and lifeless-in-the-eyes as they are. Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too. Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden.
Bouvre Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too. Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden. I was referring to the "plain shredded wheat" splinter demographic, the one whose Venn diagram with mass homicide perpetrators is a circle. Not the "fiber portion of my diet and life" splinter demographic. But yes the banana is my everything and you can write that on my urn in glitter acrylic paint.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 I was referring to the "plain shredded wheat" splinter demographic, the one whose Venn diagram with mass homicide perpetrators is a circle. Not the "fiber portion of my diet and life" splinter demographic. But yes the banana is my everything and you can write that on my urn in glitter acrylic paint. Okay, so you mean the same kind of people that only wear white, black or grey clothes and sit alone in their cramped apartment with zero stimulation? Sitting, night after night, fists clenched at their sides, teeth gritted, staring at the blank wall, plotting, planning their manifesto, thinking about the day they will finally GET SOME RESPECT. The kind of person who doesn't like bananas because they're too sweet. It makes sense now. Toast Crunch is perfect for them.
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 From now on, we'll call this the "Travis Bickle demographic".
Codename: Jackass Posted August 26, 2017 Author Posted August 26, 2017 Then were all fucked. You can fit into the Travis Bickle demographic.
discolé monade Posted August 26, 2017 Posted August 26, 2017 Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too. Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden. with a little honey drizzle.
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