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We already have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, French Toast Crunch and the like. What if we just did Toast Crunch?

Who would buy it?

 

The shredded wheat demographic, untrustworthy and lifeless-in-the-eyes as they are.

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The shredded wheat demographic, untrustworthy and lifeless-in-the-eyes as they are.

Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too.

Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden.

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Okay, I actually like Shredded Wheat. The big biscuit that you can barely fit in the bowl, too.

Just cut up a banana on that bad boy and you're golden.

 

I was referring to the "plain shredded wheat" splinter demographic, the one whose Venn diagram with mass homicide perpetrators is a circle.

Not the "fiber portion of my diet and life" splinter demographic.

 

But yes the banana is my everything and you can write that on my urn in glitter acrylic paint.

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I was referring to the "plain shredded wheat" splinter demographic, the one whose Venn diagram with mass homicide perpetrators is a circle.

Not the "fiber portion of my diet and life" splinter demographic.

 

But yes the banana is my everything and you can write that on my urn in glitter acrylic paint.

Okay, so you mean the same kind of people that only wear white, black or grey clothes and sit alone in their cramped apartment with zero stimulation?

Sitting, night after night, fists clenched at their sides, teeth gritted, staring at the blank wall, plotting, planning their manifesto, thinking about the day they will finally GET SOME RESPECT.

The kind of person who doesn't like bananas because they're too sweet.

It makes sense now. Toast Crunch is perfect for them.

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