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Last night I placed my pen0r in Arwen's vajayjay even though she hasn't logged into OkCupid since August 12th and then I used my 3rd grade arm sucking technique to give her a bunch of hickeys before her dad knocked on the door, and I woke up shivering because I slept right next to the AC.

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Last night I placed my pen0r in Arwen's vajayjay even though she hasn't logged into OkCupid since August 12th and then I used my 3rd grade arm sucking technique to give her a bunch of hickeys before her dad knocked on the door, and I woke up shivering because I slept right next to the AC.

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Last night I placed my pen0r in Arwen's vajayjay even though she hasn't logged into OkCupid since August 12th and then I used my 3rd grade arm sucking technique to give her a bunch of hickeys before her dad knocked on the door, and I woke up shivering because I slept right next to the AC.

 

And thus became the story of how zeni obtained blue balls

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