Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I always wanted a Viper when I was a little kid, but Vipers are so 90s and not what it's about anymore. I mean yeah Corvettes have been popular for like thirty years too, but unlike the Viper, it was never discontinued, beside I don't want a Viper anymore for obvious reasons because it's gonna make me think of some pothead who flips out and posts weird shit all the time. But yeah a Corvette is Zenigundam and Zenigundam is a Corvette, so as soon as I save up a crap ton of money from my teaching assistant job, I'm putting a smooth down payment on this one down and then stiffing 'em for the rest of the bill lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Have you been saving up the allowance your mom has been giving you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Why even make a down payment just take it on a "test drive" and never return that will work just as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 You better watch your mouth. *approaches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Why even make a down payment just take it on a "test drive" and never return that will work just as well. That's grand theft auto. Stealing is bad, please understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Have you been saving up the pimp money from whoring out your mom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 That's grand theft auto. Stealing is bad, please understand that. Grand Theft Auto is s great game Besides how are you going to get a car loan with your credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Grand Theft Auto is s great game Besides how are you going to get a car loan with your credit. San Andreas was the last good one, although I admit I haven't played 5. Badcreditsowhat.com or I'll find a way. I can just show them the $$ and they'll agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I always wanted a Viper when I was a little kid, but Vipers are so 90s and not what it's about anymore. I mean yeah Corvettes have been popular for like thirty years too, but unlike the Viper, it was never discontinued, beside I don't want a Viper anymore for obvious reasons because it's gonna make me think of some pothead who flips out and posts weird shit all the time. But yeah a Corvette is Zenigundam and Zenigundam is a Corvette, so as soon as I save up a crap ton of money from my teaching assistant job, I'm putting a smooth down payment on this one down and then stiffing 'em for the rest of the bill lol. I had a Corvette and loved it. But it's from the era of when cars were cars, and didn't have that pussy-ass traction control and magnetic suspension. Anything after 1989 is garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Ummmmm that just means you couldn't afford a Corvette that was made after the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Ummmmm that just means you couldn't afford a Corvette that was made after the 80s. If I am spending that money I am buying a GT350R. And you can't afford one either. :it: Actually, your status is: you have no car. I currently have a Mustang GT convertible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 I have an '01 Altima, I'm balling the fk out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 San Andreas was the last good one, although I admit I haven't played 5. Badcreditsowhat.com or I'll find a way. I can just show them the $$ and they'll agree. And then when the Repo Man comes to your house what will you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Hate to do it, but I'm gonna have to kick his ass, like that time this one bar wouldn't let me in and I KO'ed all three of the bouncers and smoothly ordered my drinks like James Bond and shet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I have an '01 Altima, I'm balling the fk out Altimas were never anything. I mean, rappers in the 90's were all about that D-Max... as in maxima. My car walks all over Altimas. Hell, my 1998 Grand Cherokee was faster than my buddy's '95 Altima... AND it cornered better. Plus I had heated seats and mirrors... and more room for chicks :it: But nothing beats having the top down and 3 girls dancing in your Mustang as you cruise up the Boulevard through Northeast Philly. - true story, ended in a hotel party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Dude, you like guys, quit fronting, and 2001 is newer than 1998, so even if your car were a Lambo, my Altima would kick its behind on newness alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professah Tex Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Dude, you like guys, quit fronting, and 2001 is newer than 1998, so even if your car were a Lambo, my Altima would kick its behind on newness alone. I think it's time to put another turd by his name. :poop: :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Dude, you like guys, quit fronting, and 2001 is newer than 1998, so even if your car were a Lambo, my Altima would kick its behind on newness alone. My gf owns an 04 Nissan and it is a raging pile of shit like ALL Nissans are... actually I just pulled this out of the blower fan today. That WAS the cabin filter. Meanwhile the Mustang I have... well, everything works great in it. and it's 25 years older :it: Plus it has heated seats and legit twice the horsepower of that shitty 2001 Altima in your mom's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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