molarbear Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I mean super old and limping I asked if his knee was bothering him and he said "Nope Viagra kicked in earlier then I thought it would" Que me looking like a crazy person in front of a gas station because I'm laughing so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I mean super old and limping I asked if his knee was bothering him and he said "Nope Viagra kicked in earlier then I thought it would" Que me looking like a crazy person in front of a gas station because I'm laughing so hard Old people jokes are better than dad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 is there something wrong with me that my first thought was gas station bathroom glory hole sex....totally what happened : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 Old people jokes are better than dad jokes. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 is there something wrong with me that my first thought was gas station bathroom glory hole sex....totally what happened : It's a QT man, they're fucking classy as fuck instead of a gloryhole they probably have some vibrating sex hole you jab your dick in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 It's a QT man, they're fucking classy as fuck instead of a gloryhole they probably have some vibrating sex hole you jab your dick in that should be their new tag line....QT, classy as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'd pitch it as "GOD DAMN DAPPER AS FUCK!" https://www.quiktrip.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 28, 2017 Share Posted July 28, 2017 I'm confused.... can old men not walk right with boners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 28, 2017 Author Share Posted July 28, 2017 I believe it was a smartass comment implying his dick was so large it caused him to walk with a limp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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