Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 this ain't gon go how ya think ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 uhha, yeah......diversify your portfolio....hide some assets ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 ::HMM:: stay away from hoverboards....just trust me on this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 ::HMM:: stay away from hoverboards....just trust me on this How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Come on anybody in here can't f--- with this! This is the ultimate, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 27, 2017 Share Posted July 27, 2017 I just spent 30 minutes looking for that video where he says he performed fellatio on a woman but I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. Guess I'll settle for this gem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Share Posted July 27, 2017 This man is a gift and an American treasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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