Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Posted July 27, 2017 My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
Mix Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 uhha, yeah......diversify your portfolio....hide some assets ::HMM::
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Posted July 27, 2017 I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Posted July 27, 2017 One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
Mix Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 ::HMM:: stay away from hoverboards....just trust me on this
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Posted July 27, 2017 ::HMM:: stay away from hoverboards....just trust me on this How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead.
Zenigundam Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 Come on anybody in here can't f--- with this! This is the ultimate, man!
André Toulon Posted July 27, 2017 Posted July 27, 2017 I just spent 30 minutes looking for that video where he says he performed fellatio on a woman but I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT. Guess I'll settle for this gem.
Codename: Jackass Posted July 27, 2017 Author Posted July 27, 2017 This man is a gift and an American treasure.
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